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| This site is not affiliated with or endorsed by The Gerry. No infringement intended. Some content may be unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with no sense of humor or if you are just a mindless ninny. No animals were harmed in the making of this website, although the Chihuahua next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. This website represents the official view of the voices in my head. The site design is © 2007 Mazzy Dezynz, Inc. [Site best viewed:: 800 x 600 ::IE :: Netscape 4.0+] |
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| Okay so what exactly is GBOCD, you ask? GBOCD is an abbreviation for "Gerard Butler Obsessive Compulsive Disorder". If you break that down into simple terms, you are: Obsessed with Gerard Have a compulsion for being obsessed with Gerard Have a disorderly house because all you can do is walk around being obsessive and complusive about Gerard Welcome to the fold! (And for goodness sake, clean your house.) |
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| Now that we've established the definition of GBOCD, listed below you will find various icons which provide helpful instructions in order to navigate your way through this site easier. You will see them randomly across these pages from time to time, so please be sure to remember their significance (not hard to do if you stare at his picture - of course then you'll forget what the hell you were doing in the first place, so try not to stare at them for too long). Have fun! |
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| Confused about your obsession? Considering how disorderly you are, you should be. If you see this button, click it or read the caption beside it for answers to any questions you encounter along the way. |
| Fun facts. Funny, fun, fun. Random and fun facts about our dearest Gerard that are fun and factual. |
| If this button appears it will direct you to yet another section of this site for more Gerard info. Oh the torture. |
| If this button is staring you in the face, then it's there to remind you of upcoming DVD/ film releases or Gerard's personal appearances or interviews, taking your medication, etc. |
| Whenever you see it, whatever you do, DON'T CLICK THIS BUTTON! DON'T! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NOOOOOOO!! |
| Don't you just love surprises? Me too. I can't wait to see what happens when I click on this button. You're guess is as good as mine. |
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| Before you begin your exploration of these web pages, you must know that the intention of this website is NOT to ridicule Gerard Butler. Nor is it intended to ridicule those with serious OCD afflictions. I am simply a Gerard Butler fan who wishes to express just how much of an impact he has had on me and found myself compelled to create this place in order to do so. If I'm poking fun at anyone here, I'm, errr... poking myself. Huh? Anyway, before you send me your tirade via e-mail, just put the mouse down, and step away from the computer. Or you can sit back and laugh at what the bloody gorgeous bastard has done to me (and probably you, since you're visiting this site). |
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| This site will contain occasional profanity and some content which may be deemed inappropriate for the wee lassies. I would put one of those "Enter if you are over 18" buttons up here, but how does that actually work unless your computer knows you're a bloody liar. Therefore, if you are on the prudish side or just so happen to be 17 years, 2 days, 8 hours, 9 minutes and 3 seconds old, be forewarned. |
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| You might be asking yourself "Self, wtf does "WTF" stand for? You'd click on the "WTF" button and you'd learn that WTF stands for "What the Frick?" Haha, I know where your mind went for a second. Shame on you. |
| Please note this is not a FireFox friendly environment at the moment, but one day it will be. As God as my witness it will be! ~poofy dress billows in the wind as I proclaim this~ Fiddly dee. |
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| [ ***Please be aware, this is not a FireFox friendly environment at the moment.*** ] |
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| Due to a moron's error the forum is currently down. Way down. Rest easy. Help is on the way and it should be back up shortly! |