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| October 31st, 2007 - Show Me Your Pumpkin |
| It's Halloween time, ladies. Time to dress up the kids, spend the entire day dragging them from house to house, followed by a rousing game of "which candies you kids are so not allowed to eat" followed by another game of "which candies mommy told the kids they aren't allowed to eat so she can eat them now that the little buggers have gone to bed." Sugar rush. YAY! I don't know about you but nothing, and I mean nothing says Halloween better than a freshly decorated pumpkin for your front porch. But why use those stupid stenciled designs that everybody uses when we as Gerry fans can express our love for the gorgeous bastard by saying it with a pumpkin. Here are some of the designs I came up with and will be placing on my front porch for all the pre-teen kids to throw eggs at. I hate them. Not the pumpkins. The pre-teens. Seriously. |
| And so my dear ladies, I will leave you with one final thought on this Halloween night. The wise Henry David Thoreau once said “I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion”
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| Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! Is this what you wanted to see? |
| That's me all over, you know what I mean? |
| THIS! IS!! ... Fuck it, how many times can I use this tagline without it getting old? |
| Have you sat on your Gerry pumpkin today? |