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| This site is not affiliated with or endorsed by The Gerry. No infringement intended. Some content may be unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with no sense of humor or if you are just a mindless ninny. No animals were harmed in the making of this website, although the Chihuahua next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. This website represents the official view of the voices in my head. The site design is © 2007 Mazzy Dezynz, Inc. [Site best viewed:: 800 x 600 ::IE :: Netscape 4.0+] |
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| Just so we're clear, and in case you haven't read my disclaimer (which I worked damn hard on and you should have read it, but you're too selfish.): ******I AM NOT GERARD BUTLER.****** (Why would he have OCD of himself? Honestly.) So if that's why you're here, please know that any e-mails that resemble this: ...will be returned to you with a copy of the latest "Hooked on Phonics" publication and a sledghammer which you are to take and slam over your computer monitor. Please, help keep my inbox clean. 'Kay? If you've figured out all by yourself that I'm not Gerard Butler, give yourself a pat on the back, then please feel free to drop me a wee note or you can tell me your lifestory, which of course, I will proceed to delete since I really have no interest. |
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| OMG!! Gerry I LUV U! LOLZA!!! i've luvd u since POTO, u were so hot in that movie even with that pesky mask blocking your face! I will luv you 4-EVA and hope u e-mail me back soon! Pleez send me a pic of u so i can superimpose my face in it and then make a cardboard cut out of it for my room and show all my friends! THX!! C U L8ter! Byeeeeeeeeeeee! XOXOXOX!! |
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