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Why in the bloody hell would you want a cure anyway?  No, no, Nanette, there is no cure and shame on you for thinking that there just might be one!  Shame!  Woe is you!  Woe I say!  Woe!

This page will include firsthand accounts sent to me by actual sufferers detailing their personal experiences with this affliction.  But if we must be honest with ourselves, we're not really suffering are we.
My obsession with Gerard Butler has sent me to the eye doctor on a regular basis.  A friend suggested that curing GBOCD might sort of be like a hangover.  You know, drink more to get rid of it.  So I thought that meant watching his films over and over and over again.  Then suddenly, it felt as though my eyes were just popping right out of my head. So I went to the doctor and once he patched me up, I went home and started watching Gerry films again. I just couldn't stop! After my tenth trip to the eye doctor I realized I was in a never ending cycle.  Movies - Eye Doctor - Repeat.  Thank goodness I have insurance! -  Leigh Vamessage

In early 2004, I was diagnosed with GBOCD due to numerous viewings of The Phantom of the Opera . Since that time, I have seen many therapists, been on different medications and nothing has changed my situation.  Some of my well meaning family members thought maybe my addiction was for masked men so they went out and purchased copies of Zorro, The Lone Ranger, and Nacho Libre DVD's which I promptly smashed to pieces. My addiction has only grown stronger and there doesn't seem to be an end in sight. I've never felt better! - April Schauer

I recently succumbed to GBOCD due to catching it from someone else.  It's contagious you know.  Isn't that great?  I plan on inflicting this condition on many others! - Barbara Seville

I don't take my happy pills anymore!  Gerry is the only medicine I need. - Candy Barr

I've never been to Scotland before but I'm going now.  And I don't even speak Scottish!  LOLZA!  I can't wait to go there!  Gerry rawks!!!  - Sue Flay
E-mail me if you'd like me to add your own personal story to this page.  It better be funny.
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